when you’re staring into the pasta water thinking i bet it wouldn’t even hurt if i stuck my hand in there that’s the angel talking

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don’t even worry about it

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grow up

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LOVE WINS BUT AT WHAT COST

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u ever have on mutuals whos so deep in another fandom that u know absolutely zero about and they make posts that look like they speaking another language or some shit

sonorankid

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i really appreciate the number of mutuals who are not in any of my fandoms sharing this post. its like a little hello nod as we pass each other in the hall

oooooooh…

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oooooooooh we’re fucked.

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

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And the update

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She buttered Jorts

The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

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FINALLY

I've been collecting the best Jorts tweets and waiting until the moment he showed up on my dash to post them. So here you are, the curated best of the past, oh, day or so:

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It writes…the pencil fucking WRITES!!!

I thought this was plastic at first so I was super confused as to why OP was freaking out over the fact that it writes

But then I realized

Oh

It's the chocolate guy

the chocolate guy has attained too much power

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do not separate them…..

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

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I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

ke5trel-deactivated20211114

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Holy Trinity

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it’s literally november which means next month is december which means it’s literally 2022

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posts they’ll reblog in 2029 to mock the naivety of the past

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